JustCaty

Jun 26

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quagmath:

Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it

quagmath:

Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it

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stilettoslytherin:

same thing.

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200percentnaked:

lions—teeth:

fuck yeah Hawking 


blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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discover-tenthousand:

pimpunderthemountain:

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

my favorite part about that lyric is that 9 out of 10 lightning bugs refuse to hug the man

False. Lightning bugs are very small so it takes at least ten, if not more, to give an adequate hug to a human.

Thus, all 10 000 lightning bugs are giving hugs (and some of them may even partake in multiple!).

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eristhegoddessofchaos:

catflop:

uf0s:

mother loaf chirping to tipsy babies

I thought chirping was an exaggeration but no. no that is actually a chirp

mother loaf

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Jun 22

nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

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Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

I love the fact that I’m real life friends with the guy who wrote this essay.

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